captainoftheteas:

Cause the players gonna play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate
Baby I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake
Shake it off. Shake it off

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

tomatogami:

*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*

well… sounds like a problem for the next person

I'll never change, but I'll never stay the same.

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

turnersalexs:

hello please shut up and stop calling taylor swift racist thanks

Spending my rainy evening with a cup of tea and my favourite book.

LLMNS